Pentagon taking over Stars and Stripes to eliminate ‘woke distractions’

The Pentagon announced Thursday it would instrumentality editorial power of autarkic subject paper Stars and Stripes to refocus sum connected “warfighting” and region “woke distractions.” “The Department of War is returning Stars & Stripes to its archetypal mission: reporting for our warfighters,” apical Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell said successful a statement posted to X. “We will…